Please don’t get all worked up about these breaking stories, okay?
As the President says, “There’s no there there.”
Now chill. Have a little respect. He’s the President! He’s from the government, and he’s here to help us.
This is perfectly okay. Presidents get to have family dynasties, and their children get special White House privileges. Uh, unless the Big Guy has a crass manner and a silly-looking, blondish comb-over atop orange makeup.
Other than that, they’re SPECIAL, got it?
Wait for it. Wait for it…
Very soon, the script will be all polished, and somebody influential in the media will explain to us that America’s first family is royalty and, in spite of founding myths to the contrary, we didn’t really reject the privileges of monarchy a couple of centuries ago.
Influential, you know? Maybe Lemon or Maddow.
Just wait for it…
And be calm. Be very calm.
This is only that damned New York Post again. Ignore everybody else that’s talking about it.